SUNDAY 27 JUNE
Schijnheilig Cinema, 20.30, free

It still remains to be seen how coalition talks will turn out at this point, but let’s at least be thankful for the trouncing of the Christian Democrats and their Playmobil-faced leader Balkenende. A fitting revenge for outlawing squatting and the sleazy affairs that exposed the CDA for the bottom-pinching bastards they are. So let’s celebrate with a film by John Waters, in which his beloved Baltimore becomes the battleground of a suburban conflict between the sex addicts and the prudes.

When Sylvia Stickles (Tracey Ullman), a repressed housewife stuck in a rut, is hit on the head, she turns into a nymphomaniac (a cunnilingus bottom, to be precise) and joins up with a group of sexual guerrillas that includes three Bears, an adult baby and a splosher (feel free to look that up). They’re led by sexual messiah Ray Ray Perkins (Johnny Knoxville), who’s looking to invent a new sexual act.

A Dirty Shame also stars Chris Isaak as Sylvia’s befuddled husband and Selma Blair as her magnificently mammarian daughter Caprice, also known under her stage name as ‘Ursula Udders’.

Schijnheilig is a place that hosts a variety of free cultural events. The current status of squatting makes attendance of a free screening a rebellious act in itself.